Sunday, February 5, 2012

Love* (*Subject to conditions)


There is a point in which positive and negative join together. This point is in a human and it is in appearance. Where a modest character, to timid to call on integrity, acts on somebody's else stage. And humble, even if talented, on that stage the most up-beat of persons will dance like a marionette the gloomiest dances for some body else's satisfaction. This dance was for Malika, on the stage that her older sister, Angelica, built.

The two of them shared a damaged relationship marred by rivalry, and they showed their affection by cutting each other down. "I'm doing it for your own benefit" Angelica had said years back when they moved here to be closer to the industry, "Because I don't want you to harbor any illusions. To make it you have to be perfect, and to be perfect you must not accept imperfections." When highlighting shortcomings became the status quo of their exchanges Malika was simply playing by the rules that were already in place, on that stage. She had played the little sister role in commercials in the beginning, and now in B films and had been typecast, even played within her type, in life.

There the Nichol sisters were, under the right angle of a neon advertisement, tapping on the table with their extension nails in down town Hollywood. They were waiting. The sinews of stream that rose out of the third coffee reminded Angelica of her sister's hair. She stared at the volume of Malikas' curls. The sheer quantity had frustrated her ever since she had seen dethroned at the beauty pageant by that golden crown. Yet, she had never let it show. "He is supposed to be here by now, damn, he is never on time," she said flicking cinders into a ashtray fashioned from a licence plate.

Malika filched a slim from her purse." Another smoke. God I have to quit these things one day."

"I hate when people talk about smoking. If you are going to smoke just do it and a quick yakking on about it!" Angelica said as they sat there in the booth. Her fingers were tinged saffron color from unfiltered cigarettes.

"I was just trying to create a conversation sorry."

"Yeah that is your problem. You are always sorry." Angelica snapped.

"Hey I am reading an article you might enjoy. It is called The cum also rises. It is about gossip from groupies in the 60s."

"Isn’t there already enough gossip in the world without having to write about it, to add more to the scrap heap I mean?"

"Well according to the author, he likens gossiping to storytelling. He says that the world is full of facts and full of truth but no one is concerned with either of them. He says humans only understand beauty. Gossiping is like making little things beautiful, because they are blown out of proportion and humans enjoy playing a part in creating stories. He says it's like making art, you create something out of nothing. Ex nihilo I think it is in in Latin"

"People will say anything to justify their art, like saying things in Latin for example" she said looking down at her watch.

"Excuse me if I try to widen my vocabulary. Ok what are you reading?"

"It is a bout misogyny. It's called the Bible. No just joking it's called All the Kings' Men."

"Misogyny is so, so easy, so cliché." Malika said as she began to draw in the condensation that had collected under the heat of her five dollar menu. She drew her thin frame with a line widening out from behind her. She was so intensely bored she almost took the ketchup and reddened that line, so as to make of it a carpet.

"Yeah exactly, and clichés are not right but they are certainly not wrong." Her sister felt like erasing the drawing. She needed her little sister's attention, despite the fact that she feigned the cardinal opposite.

"But you don't think it is to be expected? I mean we have already talked about guys in bed right? Have you ever seen a guy after he finishes, how he is just as helpless as a puppy. They are all curled up with their cracked toes and bent elbows, then pooof! they nod off. No wonder they fear women. We kill them just by spreading out legs! Misogyny is not the hatred of women it is the fear of women. The only hatred there is the hatred of their own weakness in front of a woman, " she said, somewhat content with the show of intelligence, spruced up with an actual example from life, even if the show was somewhat contrived.

"Yeah that's basically what the author says, but it doesn't take a genius to know that, but he does talk about misogyny throughout history, starting with Pandora all the way down to writer's like Nietzsche and Kant hating women."

"They were such jerk-offs anyway!" Malika blurted out. They both had a laugh and for an instant the animosity subsided between them.

"Speaking of jerk-offs how long have we been here for? Adam is such a schmuck," Angelica confessed. Adam was her choice and although he came through less and less these days, she had to stick by her decision. By her guns she would say. But the truth was this: she was riding Malika's coat-tails and she knew it. Malika had more talent, but because they passed as twins she figured some of her sister's skill would rub-off on her. Angelica only cooperated when she was losing.

"Since ten" Malika responded. Suddenly, a man with slick backed hair approached them. From behind bleach white teeth he said:

"Good news and bad news"

"Good news first" they said in unison.

"Good news is I got the part for you, the bad news is that it will only be for Malika."

"What? Why?" Angelica said and she wanted to rip those curls out again.

"They said that although both of you nailed the bitterness of the character that it goes better, at least for this role, on Malika. They said they needed a youthful bitterness because it goes better with the revolutionary aspect of the character. They said Malika's acted bitterness well, that yours was...
"Was what?"

"Too real."


AT

Thursday, January 26, 2012

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Development



It was then that Layla knew her purpose in life.

She had been blessed, or so she thought, by having been born in the best country on earth. What's more is that she was unusually taking for Newburg, Missouri. Blessed, she wished now to share her gifts with the wretches and the lepers. True, she had done it many times before, when she greeted people she took for uglier, lowlier than herself. But now she needed something more.

She greeted them at the Central Methodist Church every Sunday, finding her work closer to that of the angles. Today she was dressed exceptionally well and the space between her and, say Tricia, with her buck teeth sticking out of her mouth like two tombstones, was quiet a difference. The preacher had finished with her favorite parable, the one about the rich man and Lazarus and she sat up straight as she heard Abrahams' words:

"Besides all this, between us and you there is a great gulf fixed, that those who want to pass from here to you are not able, and that none may cross over from there to us."

Walking back alone to her mother's ordinary home on Route D she stepped over cracks in the sidewalk. Sure, they wouldn't really break your mother's back, but she just wanted to be sure. She was between the age of fairy tales and the sharpness of reality. Between having to choose between a princess or start thinking about a state school. She was sixteen. She walked on platform heels, twiddling her dirty blond hair between her digits. A car honked. At first she thought it a compliment, but then she realized it was just Randy.

"You coming to the rope swing today?" he said as he fidgeted with his beer coozy.

"Yeah, sure but maybe later. My mom is making look for schools but yeah, later. Save me something to catch a buzz on, ok"

"Sure thang" he winked at her and he and Joe ripped out of gravel shoulder.

Layla opened the door and kicked off her shoes She stepped onto the shag carpet and ran her toes through it. Her feet were killing her. But if bunions were what it took, she thought, then so be it. It was the price to pay to stand out. She let her hair down and went to the pantry. She filched out some slim-fasts. It was silent as a unanswered prayer in the house. Mom must still out at Catfish Bob's with her lady friends, she thought. She grabbed some vitamins and went to her room. On the door a poster of Teen Love read "only come with love!"

She flipped on her laptop and waited as she guzzled the chocolate shakes. She went straight to her mails. Layla had been waiting for a response from her father in California about coming out there for the summer. The thought of change had suited her like a pair of clean matching socks. She would get away and see what it was like, would see the ocean, maybe even some dolphins. She would brush up on other fashions and plus her absence around town would give her some more mystery. But deep down, she had the urge to do something...different.

She loosened her belt and cracked her knuckles. No mail from dad.

She read the subject line of another mail "those who help are those that are helped"

She clicked on it.

"this is a matter of life and death. this is not a joke.

roaring bear is our navajo leader. recently during a novena observance for our lady of guadalupe a fight broke out on our reservation about the sharing of the wooden statue. roaring bears house was burnt by another villager and now he has been badly disfigured.

instrumental in our community roaring bear was responsible for the building of the red-crow casino that has funded the navajo nation college for native americans. yet now with this case of disfiguration he is no longer able to fulfill his role as lead indian in the daily show.

roaring bear desperately needs your help! please, please help him get a skin graft. he needs the help of young skin. for more information write back asap! sincerely weeping owl

please send this mail to 10 people you know. if you do so a positive hex will be placed on a loved one of your family!"


She sobbed as she read the e-mail, the crushing plea being mixed with the burden of her new found calling was an epiphany. She had to cry to make it real.

She did some light research on the subject, passing through the wormholes of Wikipedia hyperlinks,  finally landing on "utilitarianism." The entry read"


"Utilitarianism is an ethical theory holding that the proper course of action is the one that maximizes the overall "happiness". It is thus a form of consequentialism, meaning that the moral worth of an action is determined only by its resulting outcome, and that one can only weigh the morality of an action after knowing all its consequences."




She was elated to know that she could spread her happiness around, and that the outcome could only crown her superiority. It would be her greatest work yet. 

It would be right to spare some skin on her butt. The birth mark always did bug her anyways. Layla would it interpret like a Rorschach test to mean something not unholy satanic, what with the horns and the way it smiled maliciously in the mirror. Anyway, it was slightly too bubbly as Randy had said last night when they had snuck out and she had told him that she wasn't ready.

She drafted a poignant if not genius email to Weeping Bear, with cut and pasted vocabulary from the American Burn Association. She found it genius because it was her voice, and she had finally found it. Layla promptly dialed the ABA up in Chicago and although they informed her that it was not a cost effective procedure it was not unheard of. It was not covered by most health care providers but their was a clause under Medicare, to be consulted in the coverage issues manual of October 2003, if that should be the case.

Weeping Owl invited her out to Window Rock to meet Roaring Bear "asap" she said again. Layla agreed and said that she was on her way to California shortly and that they should get the paperwork underway. She talked like her mother, Rhonda, a secretary at Rolla Regional Hospital, and knew how to "get it done." After a few pointed questions Weeping Owl "got to the guts" as Rhonda would have said. She spoke of the drop in attendance at the casino theater. She presaged something such as a mist in a dark woods for Window Rock. The yellow pine and spruce whistled in the night of fowl magic. Roaring Owl was, after all, practically the economic web of life on the reservation. Now they had resorted to selling candy bars and native jewelery at the casino entrance but these were no match for the nightly performances of the Squaw-Dance and Mountain Chant. She claimed that after the thunder slept, in winter, the theater was a big family of white tourists. "White Elders" she called them. He needed the skin graft to get back into the show and to continue spreading the Navajo legend.

As she sat there Layla thought about her little old self now playing a part in that legend. How her skin spread on that frame like a flag in the wind of the Arizona desert. She thumbed through the guide book entitled "Dancing Gods":

"Weeping Bear is thoroughly Navajo, for his moccasins are fastened with huge turquoise-studded disks, his hair is in a queue, fine bracelets gleam when he raises his arms, and he wears a scraggy, mandarin mustache. He speaks in sonorous phrases, with harsh undertones, and guttural inflections; it is a picturesque language, Navajo."

Although it hurt her rear, she sat up straight as she watched the spectacle. The lights shot down like plumed arrows into her heart.


Epilogue.

Layla finished her Masters at the Center for Human Rights at UC Berkeley and is now working for an undisclosed international organization in Darfour. 

AT 

Sunday, January 22, 2012

Evidence

Rich had been sliced like watermelon, his paunch leaking out on the kitchen floor. With some clarity afforded him through the filter of adrenaline he had pushed Nina's short frame out of harm's way. He knew at the moment that the pain of the cold knife would be subdued quicker than the regret of seeing it in Nina, as it separated her taught flesh over and over again in the play back of the mind.

True, there relationship was faulty at best but now these type of events brought them closer together. At least they had something with what to fill empty atmosphere that hung low above their queen size bed. Besides, he did take a knife for her! She kissed his scar as it smiled back her. It even winked, proof of just how far he would go for her. It was a test and she loved tests.

She tested it with the kid conversation. "Honey I want a kid."

"Wouldn't we have to have sex to have a baby?" he jeered in attempting to circumvent the approaching storm.

True, he hadn't a reason against it, the money was rolling at his uptown architecture firm, hell even the house was half way theirs. They had been engaged for almost two years now. Richard just wanted to keep all the doors open behind him, just in case.

But all of humanity was against him. What's more it was unheard of in the Midwest. And as usual he didn't do it so much to please her but to get her to stop crying. The tolerant one always compromises. He made a concession and then they consummated it by rolling over each other.

Following the robbery they decided to get a dog. It was a fierce little bitch but they slept better at night, both feeling secure but for completely different reasons.

AT

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

second-hand light: iii of iii

here it is, the thrilling conclusion. like the others, help pointing out the overly erudite parts would be much appreciated.


ACT III

When she was six and quietly eating her first waffle cone, standing behind her mother who’d been caught in a conversation with an acquaintance from church, Rita Laney watched a blind man walk down the sidewalk towards them. A gust of wind blew the man’s straw hat off his head and sent it floating like an air hockey puck across the sidewalk and into the glass door of the ice cream shop Rita Laney and her mother had just come from. She could hear her mother’s conversation, something about how good the Easter lilies had looked this year, and how much better they might’ve looked if Rhonda Evans hadn’t sprayed them with that vegetable-based hippie bug killer. The man stooped, putting his hands over the concrete, fingers reading the braille of the gum on the sidewalk. Rita Laney didn’t yell to the man to help him for fear of interrupting her mother, and it took him five minutes to find it. Ever since, Rita Laney’s deepest, most ineffable fear had been being blind, being unable to see everything, and being reliant on the aid of others too timid to actually help.

Every day Rita Laney either made or re-heated a dish loaded with carrots: carrot casserole, carrots and potatoes au gratin, carrot-and-feta-stuffed ravioli, while Stu emptied the baggers of his mower. She set the table, putting the salt and pepper by Stu’s seat and the hot sauce by Luke’s. Today she laid out carrot tacos as Stu came in. The freezes had started, which meant the sprinkler system had been winterized and the grass hard and dead, but Stu still smelled like sweat and two-stroke exhaust, and instead of the mower’s green cud, he tracked in a death-brown mush and left tiny mudprints where the frost that had stuck to his shoes melted off.

As he came into the kitchen, Rita Laney asked, “Stu, did you remember to swing by Finnegan’s?” Rita Laney had realized the sauce cups from Finnegan’s were a significantly freer option than the “medical-grade” ones she’d been overpaying for from the pharmacy, but a Randian sense of capitalism had ingrained itself so completely into her that she felt guilty taking free things, no matter how few or how trivial, so she made Stu do it.

“Oh,” Stu said, rubbing the fog off his glasses with his shirt. “No, I forgot.”

“Well, could you swing by tomorrow?”

“The guys and I have a tee time and the car’s got to go into the shop. Which reminds me,” he turned to Luke, “I’m going to need to borrow Herbert tomorrow. You think you can find a way home?” He took a bite. “Maybe Delailah could give you a ride.”

“Delailah doesn’t have a car. Her mom’s paranoid that she’d slide through a stop sign and get killed by a moving van or something.”

“Well, you’re in high school, I’m sure you can figure something out.”

Rita Laney, who hadn’t gotten a yes or no from Stu and feared unansweredness, took the conversation back. “So can you, Stu?”

“The guys and I have a tee time right after work. I’m gonna have to go straight to the course, I won’t have time to swing in.”

“Well Finnegan’s is open 24/7.”

“Yeah, well I’m not going to waltz in there after the dinner rush. You have to go in when it’s busy or it’s awkward.”

“You were supposed to get it today. Luke’ll be overdue for his drug test.”

“Oh what difference is a couple days? If you’re so concerned he needs to do it tomorrow, why don’t you go to Finnegan’s yourself? It’s not like he’ll be able to piss it all away with the extra day if he was going to fail it anyway.”

“Fine. Get them the day after tomorrow. Go in during the Saturday brunch rush.”


The last five minutes of school each day made Luke think of the drawing in the Illustrated Guide to Space— the book he’d read in the mornings of his childhood as he ate his cereal— that explained spaghettification. Each minute, like the unfortunate astronaut, stretched wretchedly the closer the ultimate goal came, the red second hand of the classroom’s clock stretching out of the plastic into psychedelic pasta piling in loopy coils around the room.

Eventually the buzzer rang, and Luke left his books in his locker and went out to meet Delailah in the parking lot.

“Any luck?” he asked her.

“Nothing. Seems like town’s still dry.”

“How is that even possible? There are twelve thousand college kids sustaining the all-night diners in town. There’s gotta be something somewhere.”

“We just don’t know the right people, I guess. We could probably go wander campus and ask people.”

“Fuck that. What about Bertha? She’s always slinging that schwaggy shit.”

“Asked her last period. She’s got nothing, or at least nothing she’s willing to part with.”

“Cockwaffle. I haven’t smoked since those two bowls last weekend. What if I end up passing the test? Then I’m fucked.

“You could always come clean, point out that you actually passed this time.”

“Yeah, alright. If my mom found out I’d been tricking her like that she’d lynch me from the nearest maple.”

“Well I’ve asked everyone I can think off. No one’s got anything.”

“I asked everyone too. I even asked Justine if she’d smoke me out. She’s baked nonstop and even she was dry, or dry enough to be stingy.”

They stood for a while, solutionless, watching people leave for the weekend. That moment of temporary liberation— life should look more like this, Luke thought, a genuine excitement for the coming microseconds of the grand scheme. Why must Friday afternoon be the only climate suitable for true happiness, the only petri dish inoculated with the spores of joy, the other days festering under the grow-lamp constantly pushing its productive agenda on the sad circles of gooey life?

Delailah finally piped up again. “Hey. There’s one thing we could try. We could go to Haseldorf’s place.”

Luke had never introduced himself to Elias Haseldorf, but he’d spent enough time awkwardly sharing a space with him that he couldn’t imagine snaking into the home lair of that awkwardness; he couldn’t imagine what dim depths such a complete antithesis to his own perception could mine out of a basement in the cold earth. He imagined himself as a bright yellow canary taking draughts of the putrid anti-air, looking around at the greasy copies of throwaway science fiction, gutted boxes of rifle and handgun ammunition, and so goddamn many baseball caps bloodstained and grime-rimmed from gutting animals and fighting.

“Oh,” he said. He searched for an excuse not to— hell, he thought, I’d rather jump into the Clark Fork and let my arms sink as I suck water. He thought of the time he came into a party at Walker’s house, loudly looking for “hard-bodied women,” or the time he beat up Al Parnel on the rumor that Al thought his sister was stupid. He could have told Delailah he didn’t want any part of that violence, any part of that objectification. But, despite what felt to Luke like a thundering clusterfuck of reasons to say no, to refuse to go to Haseldorf’s dungeon, the disembodied essence of Rita Laney sprouted from his limbs like mistletoe, her mouth like a broken sewer main and the backhoe of Luke’s actions continuing to dig more and more of the caustic shitslick of her judgement, her accusations that he’s fucking up. He could hear her, watching the drug test turn the color she actually wanted to see: Oh my god. Oh my god. You’re never driving again, you hear me? You dirtbag, you drug-addict burn-out! Is that what you want? To be a piece of shit, to be the cancer that kills the middle class this family struggles so hard to float in? You can walk like the burn-out you’re going to be. I can’t even look at you!

Then a small stone of reason appeared in the silty bottom of their thought-stream. “Can’t we just call him?” Luke asked.

“No way. You want to talk to his wack-job mother? Try to make it not sound like you’re going over there to buy weed from him?” Then she added, as though the secondary reason, “We can’t anyway. I heard his mom stopped paying the phone bill.”

“Damnit. I guess it’s our last shot, then. How can you even like that guy?”

“He’s not that bad if you just ignore some of his wacker aspects.”

“That fuckbag is all wack aspects.”

“Well we’re going to have to wait for you to get your car back. He moved out to East Missoula.”


After the early evening dark, they pulled up to a trailer house painted that polyester orange-yellow the sun had on seventies film, the feathered lawn and its mower both dead, frozen in drought in the thin strip before the wooden steps. Luke and Delailah climbed the stairs and gave the screen-door three knocks. The bare bulb above them came on angrily, and at least six different locking mechanisms rattled loose.

Ms Haseldorf resembled a jack-o’-lantern— not so much because her year-round fake tan made her skin look like the rind of a pumpkin, or that her teeth looked like they’d been hacked from the inedible shell of a vegetable with a dull knife, or even that she was so lit you could see the light coming out of her many cracks— but because, at first meeting, one got the impression that she’d grown out of the soil of some dreary field, and that it must have been one mangy deer that came to feed on that gourd and to spread its seeds, and that without something gutting her out and cutting a face onto her and giving her a kid and a purpose, that she would have shriveled into a humus-lump on the soil. She gave the two of them those up-down glances that last just long enough to feel like a groping, then, after taking a long drag from a Newport, asked, “You here to see Elias?”

“Uh, yeah,” said Delailah.

“Elias!” the woman screamed in that inappropriately loud voice used by people who think they live more rurally than they actually do. She walked back into the house, letting the door start to shut again before adding, “You can come in if you want.”

The inside of the trailer made Luke think of what an all-night diner would smell like if the floors were carpeted, all the furniture upholstered, smoking in public were legal again and cats and dogs and maybe a parakeet were allowed inside. Everything sweated bacon grease, that absolutely everything became breaded and fried before it left the kitchen. A small cat busily worked the corner of a sofa with its claws, pulling out white fluff. “Goddamnit Mortey, cut that shit out!” Ms Haseldorf said as she kicked the cat into a nearby chair. The cat cast a hiss back at her before slinking into some lamp-shadow. “Fuckin cats,” she said to Luke and Delailah. “Mortey’s a new one, hasn’t been trained up yet.” She smoked some more, then yelled up the stairwell. “Elias!”

“What, mom?”

“You have some visitors, get off your ass and come down here.”

“Tell ‘em to come up, ferchrissakes.”

She looked up at them, “Well, you heard him. Lazy ass.”

Elias’ room differed from Luke’s apprehension of it. The shitty books— which weren’t science fiction, but still had covers painted in the eighties— and the various boxes of ammunition were both stacked very neatly on a shelf. A string of hooks in the wall above his bed catalogued his hats. Each had an order; author/date of publication for the books, caliber for the bullets, color for the hats. Everything else about the room, however, was accurate, even the color— something of a sub-vomit, the color you’d put to canvas before detailing a chunky puddle of puke.

Elias and a kid who introduced himself as Tank sat on a couch, watching videos of mudbogging on Elias’ computer. They were drinking some cheap beer that came in hunter’s orange cans— just in case a marksman were to mistake the can for the many cylindrical aluminum creatures that ply the western states. “Want a beer?” Elias asked without looking away from the mudbogs.

“Nah,” Luke said.

Delailah said sure and Elias handed her one of the bright cans. “This is warmer that it is outside. It’s almost hot.”

“Yeah, I have to keep them behind my computer so my mom doesn’t drink them. But if you hold it long enough it cools down some.”

“Does your window open?”

“Nope,” he said. “So what’s up? Come just to hang out? Haven’t seen you in forever, Delailah.”

“Yeah, it’s been awhile. Why weren’t you at Erika’s party?”

“No one told me about it. I was out hunting anyway.”

“Ah, bummer. Well, actually, we came over to see if you had any pot.”

“Well,” he said before taking a long pull from his can, “I did, but my mom found it and sold it to all her friends. Bitch won’t even give me half the money, and I paid for both fucking ounces.”

“Oh, that sucks. Well, uh, what about your own stash? We just want to get smoked out. You see—”

“I was going to hold a quarter of one of the ounces for myself. I’m all out.”

“Fuck. Do you know anyone who has any?”

“Nope. Tank and I just smoked the last of his. So unless you wanna make a run to Canuck-land you’re shit outta, kiddo.”

Luke and Delailah sat for a while. The computer, like glowing screens in public places, kept them distracted from each other, kept them from letting their thoughts out their mouths. Elias and Tank, being stoned and drunk, sank into their chairs like planets pressing basins in space-time, and each inebriation exponentially adding mass, the sag drawn further and further down, and each making it harder for thoughts to reach escape velocity.

Luke and Delailah continued to stand as Elias and Tank giggled each time a contestant got stuck or the torque tore pieces from their vehicles. “Well what should we do?” Luke said quietly, as to not interrupt the show.

“I dunno. I’m out of ideas.”

“Me too. But we gotta find some. Let’s back to town.”

They said goodbye and walked back down the stairs. Ms Haseldorf stood in the living room, above all the chairs, shaking vodka into a bottle of grapefruit juice. Luke and Delailah stopped as Ms Haseldorf asked, “Leaving so soon?”

“Yeah,” Delailah said, “we wanted to see— to see if Elias wanted to come hang out. But he’s busy.”

“Busy?” she asked, her eyebrows mimicking her intonation skyward. “What’s he so busy doing? Lazy shit. So who’re you? How’d you know Elias?”

“We knew him in middle school.”

“Names?”

“Luke,” Luke said, hand extended to accept hers. She held his in her crack-trellised fingers, her breath a malignant citrus.

“You got a last name Luke?” she asked, her eyes in a relentless stare like the black glass orbs of the mounted deer in Luke’s uncle Rodger’s den, a stare that Luke felt self-consciously. He wondered what she wanted to dig out of him with that stare.

“Laney.” She let go of his hand with a citric exhalation.

“And you?”

“Delailah Hornbeam.”

“Huh,” said Ms Haseldorf. “When I lived in Redding I knew a chick named Denise Hornbeam. Any relation?”

“I don’t think so, but I never knew my dad’s side of the family. A bunch of them ate Grandma’s canned asparagus contaminated with botulism at a family reunion when I was little.”

“I got food poisoning once,” Ms Haseldorf said with the same enthusiasm double-jointed or hammer-toed people brag about their oddities. “I was driving through The Dalles in the eighties when that towel-head lunatic put bacteria in the salad bars. Me and Shorty— my first husband— went to the Taco Time and spent the next week puking our guts out. I’ve never puked so much, not even back in the seventies when I used to drink enough to put your whole generation to shame. I got to that point, you know, where you run out of stuff to puke up but your guts just keep wrenching and eventually you come up with something, that green shit that comes from way deep down and burns its way out. You have to brush twice to get that shit out of your mouth.” She shook more vodka into the grapefruit juice and took a long pull. “I couldn’t believe it when I found out it was a bioterror attack. I mean, in The Dalles, you know? What the fuck’s in The Dalles? Just ‘cause we let some cull towel-head brainwasher into our country. If we can’t even stop these crazy terrorists how does that make our government look? I ask you, what’s the government worth, then?”

The nervous laceration Luke had felt opening up in the nook between his stomach and the top arc of his large intestines since the end of the school bloomed like a ball of ink blown with a straw, and each inky branch sneaking into secret folds of his brain, and the palm-dampening middle-class terror of impending embarrassment and inconvenience without serious long-term harm manifesting itself out of the design like the supposed meaning of a Pollack. He had to get out, the potpourri of smoke and cat piss and the film of grease in the kitchen began to give him existential spins. He looked at Delailah and tossed his eyes like dice towards the door.

“It’s not worth a goddamn thing,” Ms Haseldorf said, shaking the vodka grapefruit.

Delailah started to excuse them. “Well Ms Hasel—”

“What good’s a government that betrays the folk that made it so great? Giving handouts to the trash that pull us all down, letting in all these foreign leeches so they can suck us true Americans dry.”

“Well,” Luke said, hoping that speaking up would alleviate his philosophical heartburn, “America’s a country of immigrants. I don’t know why so many people are so paranoid about letting more of us in.”

“A government’s job is to protect its citizens and its culture. I don’t care what color you are but if you’re gonna move to America you damn well better learn to speak English and live like an American. All these socialist demands like health care or affirmative action don’t come from true Americans. True Americans don’t need a hand out, they fight through the hard times. Real Americans learn to deal with the bullshit.”

As he picked a retort from his word-orchard, trying to avoid the profanity-laden trees, Luke realized he couldn’t change this woman’s mind, and, standing here in her house, he realized that she gaped like a pitcher plant and not even the stickiest of Luke’s words could adhere to the walls of her opinion. He couldn’t even tell his best friend that he might, maybe, love her, so how could he talk politics with this rank-breathed woman without sliding into the digestive bottom of her xenophobia? No matter what he could say now, no matter if he left, he’d spend the next several hours feeling his faith in the future dissolve like rice paper in a dragon’s mouth. The only thing to do, he decided, was to ignore the deceptive leaves and get the hell out.

“What time is it?” he said, checking his phone. “Shit, I gotta go,” he said, and walked out the door. Delailah followed him out a minute later.

“Thanks for fucking ditching me back there,” Delailah said as she got into the car, the door not even shut before Luke pulled out of the driveway. “You made us both look like jackasses.”

“Oh who gives a hovering fuck how we looked? I’m never going to see her again. And even if I do, what’s it matter? No one can live to please everyone.”

“Elias is a friend of mine, and so is his mom. She let us into her home and you disrespected her by just up and walking the fuck out. Yeah, she has a lot of wack-ass right-wing ideas, but man the fuck up, man, and listen to it. You made me look bad. You may think that you live in some sort of cool isolation but fact is we’re sponges who soak up our friends’ behavior, and when you’re acting shitty you fill my sponge with your shit-particles. Pull your goddamn head out of your ass and look around and check the consequences of your actions sometime.”

Luke pulled over just before turning onto East Broadway. “I was thinking of the consequences, ok? I decided I’d rather just leave than have to deal with the fallout of telling her I thought she was certified bat-fucking, shit-twister insane.”

“It wasn’t like you had to do either of those things, Luke, and you could have had more tact about it.”

“Coming out here was your idea. Elias is a piece of shit—”

“Don’t talk about him like that, he’s my friend. You don’t have any good reason to think he’s a piece of shit, you just have this irrational bias that your fireheaded mom shoved down your throat growing up. You say no one can live to please everyone but you’ll sure as fuck try, won’t you? You need to appease everyone on Earth but apparently that doesn’t apply to people you think are lesser than you, but it sure as shit will make you risk going into this piece of shit’s house so you don’t have to deal with your mom’s rage. You could never let your life get a little hard, you just want that silver spoon to keep feeding you heaps of easy. Some day you’ll have to acknowledge your own actions, some day you’ll have to nut up and realize you decided to smoke pot that day.”

“It was your pot. And your idea.”

“You still decided to take that first hit. You decided to take every single hit. I didn’t tie you the fuck down or anything. You act like I’m a one-woman conspiracy to fuck your life up. I’m just trying to be your friend. Get over yourself.”

“You’re one to talk about self-absorption. You look at yourself in the mirror for half a fucking hour half the times I pick you up. I try to share my joys or my pains and you can’t stop fucking with your nose ring, trying to get the perfect angle. I tell you about the wack-ass drug testing I have to go through and all you can do is delight in how it works against the Machine, how it fits so well into the narcissistic fight against normalcy that you stuff yourself with! You’re the most self-absorbed person I’ve ever met.”

“Oh that’s fucking rich.”

“Yeah, isn’t it? I can sling shit back at you, Delailah. You may think no one sees through the screen you try to build reading Howard Zinn in history class or scribbling Plath villanelles on your notebooks, but I know you, I know that all of that’s just an exercise for your ego. You want the world to think you’re so fucking edgy but it’s all just a show, self-masturbation totally reducing any semblance of intellect into a soup of vanity.”

Delailah stopped talking and stared forward out the windshield. Ahead a streetlight puked its incandescent orange onto the tiny patch it guarded faithfully from darkness. The sidewalk heaved where the root of a Norway maple violated it. Neither could look at the other.

“Luke,” Delailah finally whispered, taking long pauses between words and longer between sentences, “I try. I fucking try. I wake up every morning and feel totally disconnected from everyone, from everything. I— I look out my window every morning, I look at the trees, I look at the dead grass on the North Hills, I search those last moments of warmth beneath the sheets before school for attachment. But I find nothing. I find my feet as cold and painful to move as my chest. I feel the joy of sleep drain away as day yawns into my being. I remind myself I have friends who love me, that I am surrounded by good people but some mornings it’s just not enough. Have you ever gone to school wishing you didn’t know anyone because you feel so completely apart, even from the ones you love, and that seeing their faces, seeing the love on their face like a veil but still feeling that they do not fucking matter? I know I’m vain. But I’m not vapid. Focusing on the superficial is the only way I can keep my mind off the knifewounds in my soul. It’s an act, yeah, but any decent actor knows their art. I can’t pretend I’m a good actor but I know my art, and I know the art of happiness is the hardest thing of all. But at least I push my boundaries, instead of trying desperately to stay within them like you do. When was the last time you even crossed a line?” She reached for the ash tray. “I bet you’ve never even used this.” She pulled it open.

A fine layer of grey, like the dust on a crematorium floor, filled the ash tray, and, between neat and recent piles of ash, lay a perfectly rolled joint, tapering subtly towards the twisted end Luke always thought looked like a witch’s nipple.

Delailah picked it up between her forefinger and thumb, the way a devotee would pick up the pieces of a shattered icon. “Holy shit,” she said. “I guess you do use it.”

“I’ve never opened that ash tray,” Luke said.

“Then whose joint… is it?” Her intonation rose the way it does when the question becomes unnecessary, realizing mid-question the answer.

All the tension of going to Elias’ house and their argument suddenly collapsed into a black hole of laughter. They laughed so hard their diaphragms ached, the dizzy headrush of oxygen depravation pushed out all the animosity that had been building since they left Elias’ house.

They drove back and walked into Greenough Park, found a nice piece of the bank of Rattlesnake Creek.

They smoked the joint, with deep, pathological breaths, their limbs rattling with residual stress, Luke imagining the smoke filling him like the tsunamis of fog that roll off the Pacific into the redwoods, and felt each of those sillily-named sacs in his lungs spread like a redwood’s scaly leaves reaching gratefully into the banks of fog. He’d never really believed the people he’d met over the years who talked about minute details of the smoke’s taste Luke couldn’t perceive, those invisible traits like a lemony taste with earthy undertones, and laughed them off the same way he laughed off those ridiculous descriptions of wine in his dad’s food magazines. He still couldn’t taste lemon, or earth, or even the fuel he’d heard a guy at a music festival describe once, but he could detect a purity to the smoke that told him his dad smoked the good shit, and after a few minutes he felt the high’s firm hand push him off the sober ledge.

He looked over at Delailah. She wore a hand-knitted beanie with ear flaps and long rope stringers hanging down. “I like your hat,” he said.

“Thanks,” she said. Her voice retained the languid pace the confession of her loneliness had given it. “It used to be my dad’s.”

“Oh,” Luke said. “Do you miss him?”

“I don’t remember much of him. But I guess I’ve always felt his absence, so in a way I miss him.”

The creek flowed past. Luke watched as the ripples warped the reflection of the moon into a luminescent murmur. Luke thought of the old metaphor that time is a river. Maybe it’s true, but not because it flows, or that it has a beginning and an end, or that it falls rapidly at first then slows, widens, and wanders as it slowly approaches its oceanic death. Time slowly undresses the eventualities of everything, the way the river eventually digs its way through even the bedrock into the molten heart of the earth, its own rushed yearning to greet the ocean its own doom. But no rivers in the world drop straight into planet, for time is also the unending change that forces the river to cut a new channel, the tectonic upthrusts, the sudden landslide filling the ravine with debris. You can’t hierarchizing these catastrophes, they’re all just geologic happenstance. Delailah was right, this is the hardest art, this appreciation of the fine and minute beauties that ply the frighteningly huge universe.

“Delailah, I’m sorry about what I said earlier. I was stressed and I freaked on you. I’m sorry. The truth is you’re my closest friend, you’re the closest person I have. Sometimes I wake up and wonder why I should really get out of bed, sometimes I doubt the meaning of doing anything at all. Sometimes I just want to get in Herbert and drive any direction out of Missoula as far as I can before my mom wigs and calls the police and I pull over obediently to disco-strobes. But as soon as I see you at school in the morning all that goes away, you’re part of that framework that keeps me from falling into the shitty chasm of depression. I guess I’m just trying to say that I love you, I care for you, and I want you to know that and I hope it makes those cold-toe mornings less awful for you.”

“It’s ok, Luke.” She pulled a quick, noisy breath through her nostrils, then continued with the same calm, “If you hadn’t pissed me off like that I never would have opened that ash tray. Things worked out. Things usually work out.”

Delailah’s sunfire glare had mellowed to lunar hues. Her confession had provided a tempering reflector that managed to collect her soul-light while distilling out her self-conscious aggression. As Luke looked at her in this uncommon peace, seeing her being seasoned to its own second-hand glow, he realized a depth to her he’d never seen, and, his thoughts branching like time-lapsed spring willows, realizing he sat in a pure moment, one of those times when all the angles of one harmonic shard of existence glint as the light strikes it through just-right, the music swells into full, heartbreaking, gorgeous triumph and it all burns burns burns like the very last second of everything, then ceases, forms into a opaque drop, and falls into the stained water of everyday, barely noticed, but complete in every way. Life is a sequence of those uncontrollable, unexplainable, unimaginable moments of beauty linked by a shit-string; to hell with the river, time is the dirty water that fills the gaps between those shining times. The art of happiness is keeping the shit-water out while cramming as many of those gleaming moments as we can in our mason-jar hearts. Luke looked at Delailah. She’d lain back, and the moon, mottled by the cottonwoods, left strange emphases on her ridged face. The fake jewel at the end of her nose ring lay at the just-right angle to catch a firefly glint of moonlight. Then a cloud obscured the moon.

Monday, January 9, 2012

Momentum


He flung open the oak door of his East Side loft and made straight for the answering machine.

August 27th 4 pm. Will it’s Jillian come and get your shit before I throw it out… And by the way I hope that slut has enough common sense to realize what a coward you are.”

He tossed his weighty key chain on the custom mahogany side table, next to the turned down picture frame
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September 1st 5 pm. Will…it’s your ex…if you want to see your dog again you better come and get him”

He ambled into the well-lit corner and sat down his suitcase. Once polished it was now moldering from unnumbered hotel lobbies of auxiliary lives. The acronyms of several airports ringed its ergonomic handle- LAX, BKK, SHA, DXB, DKR, CDG. 
 
September 21st 8 pm. Will its Jill. Fucking come get your shit you selfish bastard or are you occupied fucking that rake on that wretched sofa? Bye.”

It was true. The ivory sofa sat huddled in the middle of the piece as well Club Med resort in a third world country. He had had it delivered in a whim after an embattled minute with a ravishing woman as thin as Eucharist wafer. He had taken her card just in case the color didn’t correspond. A week later he had invited her up to see the results. And with the inexplicable habit of laughing at the worst moment he didn’t even have enough time to cry out “it’s not what you think” when Jill walked in.

October 28th 9pm. It’s Jill. Just calling to wish you happy Halloween. Maybe this year you could be Judas. I hope all is well at the bank you monster. 
 
He had been in Bangkok during Halloween, traipsing around the red-light with a mob of his compatriots. He had eavesdropped on them in the hotel bar and feeling in need of talk bought them drinks until they invited them out. “I am writer” he had told them, fearing his true occupation would bore there rapacious idealism. They were ten years his junior and consequently, similar to the youth of today, they washed every festivity down with copious amounts of booze. They must have figured their bottles were trumpets. He struggled to keep up but pressed himself for a second youth. The next morning while hugging the toilet Jillian’s face came back to him but the traces of anger had dissipated from her downturned lips.

Nov 20th 11pm. Will. Ten years ago we met on the elevator. I just wanted to thank you for wasting the best ten years of my life.”

The 20th had been their anniversary. He had passed it in a Shanghai massage parlor. He had gotten sucked in by a smiling yet submissive woman who had complimented him on his attire. This was true; His clothes had become classier and more presentable the older and uglier he had become. He had no longer feared looking like everyone else.

Jan 1st 4 am. Will…? Are you there…? Where the fuck are you…? Bye.”

New years had found him in Dakar, struggling through the smoke and testosterone stratosphere of early morning courtship. That virus of Rastafarianism had struck particularly hard and the happy-go-lucky upstroke on the guitar pushed him out into the fresh night. He finally had a girl under his sturdy arm, like a swing set. They had communicated not without difficulty. It had been the language or it had been the culture or whatever the fuck it was and he paid her a cab home. She left insulted and he continued under the fireworks of the palm trees. The sun rising, pregnant like a newlywed he had kept behind him until he made it back to his hotel. He booked the next flight to Paris.

January 31st 11pm Jake told me you were in Paris. You won’t find what you are looking for there.”

Maudlin women in boots walked like spiders up and down the boulevards. He had pretended to wait on the corner. He had waited on a bridge. The whole city played hard to get. He had felt invisible amidst the couples and groups of youths. Will had sat in cafes, thinking. He had made a furtive glance at his reflection, just to see how much he could afford not to care. Will had stumbled home in the lime colored light at dawn and booked the next flight home
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Hello”

Hello”

You were right about Paris”

I guess you can only be disappointed to the extent of your expectations”

You still have our dog?”

Yes”



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